Dating Disasters of Emma Nash by Chloe Seager

Author:Chloe Seager [Seager, Chloe]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Harlequin
Published: 2018-02-21T18:10:38+00:00

THURSDAY, 25 SEPTEMBER

POSTED BY EDITINGEMMA 8:58 A.M.

Faith’s Family Is NOT Religious (and They Still Maybe Mind Her Being Gay)

I was walking to Chapel with Faith, and she dropped a bombshell.

“Faith, do you think you’d still be afraid to tell your parents you’re gay if they weren’t Catholic?”

“My parents aren’t Catholic.”

“What? What do you mean?”

“They’re not Catholic.”

“What are they, then??”

“Nothing, really. They go to church sometimes but I’m not sure if they actually believe.”

“Then why are you and your sister called Faith and Hope?!”

“They just liked the names.”

“Well, this is a bit of a shock, Faith. First, you’re friends with Alex Griffin, now you’re not Catholic.”

“I can’t believe you thought I was CATHOLIC... Oh my God.”

Silence.

“Is that why you asked my dad if he used to dream of being the Pope?!”

POSTED BY EDITINGEMMA 11:15 A.M.

The Subtle, Coded Communication That Is “Eye Contact”

Alex Griffin is on the other side of the Sixth Form Centre, playing pool with his friends, and we KEEP making meaningful eye contact.

“Why don’t you go over and say hi?” asked Gracie.

“I don’t need to, Gracie, we’re saying so much already.”

“Like what?” she asked, genuinely interested. She has so much to learn from me.

“OK, so, earlier, one of the girls he was playing leaned across him and he looked at me as if to say, ‘Don’t worry, she’s just a friend.’”

“Right.”

“And all the other looks have basically just meant...‘I fancy you.’ But deeper than that.”

Gracie looked over at Alex.

“Are you sure it doesn’t just mean that you’re looking at him, so he looks back at you?”

I sighed. “Of course, not everyone can communicate in this way. You have to be a natural, like moi.”

POSTED BY EDITINGEMMA 6:15 P.M.

Should I add Alex on Facebook? I mean, we’re already speaking on WhatsApp, but Facebook friending is sort of taking things to the next level. It’s basically the real world.

Making the move...

POSTED BY EDITINGEMMA 8:35 P.M.

Hmm, my Friend Request has still not been accepted. So he’s no Laurence Myer, then.

POSTED BY EDITINGEMMA 10:04 P.M.

Friend Request accepted!!! He’s online. Is he going to say hello...? If only there was some kind of messenger that notified you when people logged on and off. Is it worth a shot anyway?

Logging on.

Logging off.

Logging on...

Nothing. Hmm. I may have to rethink my strategy. This would be so much easier if we actually had the same circle of online friends. Then I could like loads of things, and it would come up in his most recent activity.

... Though we do have one mutual friend I can think of...

POSTED BY EDITINGEMMA 10:29 P.M.

Faith: I don’t know what you’re doing or why but STOP hounding me with notifications 10:17 p.m.

FINE. Who else are we mutually friends with...? Hmm. A few people from the year above... Eeny meeny...miny...moe. Sorry, Steven Lucy, prepare to be inundated with unwanted attention.

POSTED BY EDITINGEMMA 10:55 P.M.

For the past five minutes I’ve been liking EVERYTHING on Steven Lucy’s page. It is almost exclusively stuff about sea life (did you know scientists have discovered the first biofluorescent reptile?) but still I am met with SILENCE.

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